Who the hell are we?

Rebel Vault Co. was born from late-night shifts, dark humor, and the constant phrase: "That needs to be on a shirt." We’re a wife-and-wife duo of first responders who processed our trauma the best way we knew how: by turning our unhinged inside jokes into merch. Somewhere between the chaos and caffeine, we realized the world needed a little more unfiltered honesty, a little more sass, and a whole lot more humor.

So, we created a vault for the rebels—those who cope with snark, collect inappropriate stickers like badges of honor, and believe home decor should be equal parts cozy and chaotic. From feral bookmarks and cheeky stationery to shirts that teeter the HR line (just barely), we design for those who appreciate the art of adult humor done right.

But it’s not just jokes and shit. With every purchase of select items, a portion of the proceeds goes to causes that matter—especially organizations supporting first responders and their families. Because while we may be unhinged, we’ve got heart.

We love partnering with first responders to create custom apparel and stickers because we know all those inside jokes need to be displayed.

 

So whether you’re here to shop, snicker, or both—welcome to the rebellion. We’re glad you’re here. Now go pick out something that’ll make your friends laugh and your mother clutch her pearls.