Feral Party Confetti

For when your party needs less elegance and more emotional damage. Perfect for birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, divorces, or literally any event where subtlety should be escorted off the premises. Toss ‘em, sprinkle ‘em, or leave a trail like the unbothered menace you are.

✨Warning: Not safe for church picnics or in-laws with heart conditions.